Today's awkward moment:

A mom mentioned to me today how her son (almost 2 years old) really loves music.

Great! I said and suggested we put some on.

While I waited for her to queue up the Xbox (i didn't even know this could play music...) I started singing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider."

Not exactly what she had in mind for music.

The next thing I hear is the familiar beat of "The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang (popular circa 1998-1999..?)...complete with music video.

Needless to say, I promptly taught him how to sign NO.